Friday, March 27, 2009

attention: totally non offensive "multi-cultural script"

Enclosing a synopsis for my script, "Miss China."

MISS CHINA
(comedy)

"Miss China" is a comedy about a set of twins that come from Mainland China to study in the United States. One, Mary, is serious, sober and diligent. The other, Lilly, is naughty, sexy and fun loving. In a series of mistaken identities, reminiscent of Shakespeare's "The Comedy of Errors" they throw the campus into a turmoil.

Dale Ashburn is a renowned physicist who takes Mary as his teaching assistant. Dale's hillbilly brother shows up on campus and pretends to be Dale and beds Lilly. Dale is also secretly bedding Lilly and mistakenly believes he is bedding Mary. Dale's wife finds out and mistakenly accuses Mary. Lilly is also dating and bedding fraternity boys and takes a job as a stripper in a nightclub. In the meantime the college president is bedding co-eds and stealing from the college. In the end, Lilly accuses the board of regents of hypocrisy and forces them to appoint Dale's hillbilly brother as the new president of the college.

Sex, comedy and sexual hi-jinks define this multi-cultural script. Film can be shot entirely in the Southern California area.

Thomas Smith
Email: Tomtongmu@gmail.com

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Tombstoned

Hey,

Not sure if any of your clients are looking for horror flick scripts, but my partner and I just finished our latest screenplay, "Tombstoned", a stoner horror comedy, and I think you'd dig it.

Here's the info:

Logline: Pot smokers have reason to be paranoid when demons rise from the haze.
Tagline: Don't fear the reaper... fear the reefer.

Let me know if you want to see a pdf or a hard copy of the script.

Take care,
Chris LaMartina
chrislamartina@yahoo.com

Thursday, March 19, 2009

Griffin

Logline:

"A wildlife ranger with a deep commitment to protecting gorillas, a dedicated zoo veterinarian and an egotistical surgeon band together to protect a singular creature named Griffin -- a half-ape, half-dolphin with the intelligence of any human."

Genre: Action/Adventure

Synopsis

Kamau was once a park ranger faced with a Hobson's choice: save his son's life or kill one of the last of the gorilla species. He chose to let his son die and is now a broken man.

Anna is a beautiful veterinarian who teams up with Kamau to protect Griffin, a half-ape and half-dolphin creature, at the zoo. There are many people in the world who want a piece of this unique animal. Anna's incompetence in the lab led to Griffin's birth and she now bears responsibility for his survival. For Kamau, protecting Griffin is a chance for redemption.

Erik Zimmer is both a brilliant surgeon and obsessive hunter. He at first pursues Griffin like he would any other animal, setting in motion a long chase out of the zoo and into the wild. However, once he witnesses Griffin's intellectual abilities, he begins to consider Griffin his equal. This causes Zimmer to question the true distinction between humans and animals and to re-examine his own moral compass.

Zimmer joins Kamau and Anna to protect Griffin from a group of sadistic smugglers. Will Griffin be able to survive in the wild without the medical care he so urgently requires? Will Griffin even be willing to go back to captivity? Is Zimmer really a changed man or does he still want Griffin's stuffed pelt on his wall?


Thank you. "Griffin" can be submitted through an attorney or manager if needed. Also please let me know if you would like to see "Wall Street Sumo", a drama about the greatest college football player of all time who tries to find redemption in the sumo ring.


David Epstein
Email: dmepstein@aol.com

Night at the Carriage House


My name is Steven James Creazzo. I am a screenwriter seeking to submit spec film projects, with some NAME talent attachments, for financing and production consideration.

"Night at the Carriage House" - (ERIKA ELENIAK - ROXANNE HART - ERIN GRAY are all attached) A murdered starlet from Hollywood’s Golden Age returns from the dead to torment the manipulative young actress chosen to play her in a movie... 185K line item budget.

"FerryMan" - A supernatural horror-thriller in the vein of Friday the 13, The Fog, and The Thing.

"Skipping Stones to Madonna" - A young man returns home to confront the guilt of killing his best friend years earlier, but learns that redemption comes with a price.

I wrote and directed the feature films "Letting Life In," "No Place Like Home," and "Lucas Booth: Journey to Unknown," which have all been picked up for distribution by ECHELON STUDIOS.

I also directed a TV PILOT for executive producer Michael Tadross, Jr., and I just edited the feature film Rex.

I have attached a few support materials for your review.

Sincerely,
Steven James Creazzo
dreamalityentertainment@yahoo.com

PROSE & CONS

Genre: Sports Drama

Tag line: If they're pros, they're cons... or are they?

Bobby Ballantyne's a hot-shot Chicago journalist with a knack for exposing shady athletes. He finds a last-ditch assignment to land his "Venezuelan Goddess" before she leaves the country. All he has to do is venture to the bayou and get-the-goods on former baseball player Hank Prosser, who disappeared years ago and is presumed dead.

As Bobby wraps up his story and prepares to hook up with Isabella, he stumbles across the one thing he never thought he'd find. Now Bobby must choose between the girl of his dreams... and the story of a lifetime.

My first screenplay made the quarterfinals of the 2008 Screenwriting Expo Screenplay Competition last November.

If you would like to read PROSE & CONS, I can be reached at 803-631-3017. I look forward to hearing further from you. Thank you for your time and consideration.

Best Regards,
William Blake