Ghost Pets by Arne Olsen
A guy who dislikes animals moves into a house built over a former zoo and finds himself being haunted by the ghosts of a penguin, parrot, orangutan and wolf.
Tuesday, June 16, 2009
Friday, June 12, 2009
Only Chocolate Will Do
Woah, David. I uh- well... woah.
Genre: Hilarious Romantic Comedy
Can a multicultural chubby chaser, who can't get past a first date, escape the clutches of his faultfinding mother and win his battle with OCD to find true love?
Being a chubby chaser and dealing with OCD on a personal, as well as group level, I have provided a clever and hilarious backdrop for this story.
To obtain your copy of this Hot New Script, call or email directly.
Thank you.
David Ruble
davidrublewriter@gmail.com
Genre: Hilarious Romantic Comedy
Can a multicultural chubby chaser, who can't get past a first date, escape the clutches of his faultfinding mother and win his battle with OCD to find true love?
Being a chubby chaser and dealing with OCD on a personal, as well as group level, I have provided a clever and hilarious backdrop for this story.
To obtain your copy of this Hot New Script, call or email directly.
Thank you.
David Ruble
davidrublewriter@gmail.com
Is that your wife in that celebrity sex tape?
Well, thank you Kevin, this description surely isn't too long.
My screenplay is a comedy titled "Is that your wife in that celebrity sex tape?"
Logline: An insecure husband discovers a celebrity sex tape starring his wife and a rock star.
I would appreciate the opportunity to send you the complete screenplay. Please notify me at your earliest convenience.
Sincerely,
Kevin Via
K70via@aol.com
My screenplay is a comedy titled "Is that your wife in that celebrity sex tape?"
Logline: An insecure husband discovers a celebrity sex tape starring his wife and a rock star.
I would appreciate the opportunity to send you the complete screenplay. Please notify me at your earliest convenience.
Sincerely,
Kevin Via
K70via@aol.com
Script Quarry Special: fairy tales
How lucky are we?!?! To unearth TWO fairy tales in the Script Quarry. As usual, you will finish reading these and curse "Oh hell! It's too late! Someone's already thought of it!"
Bye Cuspid! The Adventures of a Male Tooth Fairy
Motu Mikey here at the Internet café in Vava'u, Tonga where I recover from my first - and decidedly last - visit to a dentist in this island Kingdom. Ruing the absence of Novocain, I am determined to regain my sense of humor and, therefore, have concluded that this is a dandy time to introduce you to my family/comedy/fantasy screenplay, "Bye Cuspid! The Adventures of a Male Tooth Fairy".
An only child, Cuspid grew up in the Tooth Castle, quite content with his job as a janitor; brushing and polishing the millions of tiny teeth that cover the walls. Then one day his mother, the Tooth Fairy, decides it's time for her to retire. Tradition dictates that she pass on her magic wand only to family, so the beautiful Tippy - who happens to be smitten with Cuspid - is enlisted to join a plot to transform the naïve Cuspid into a family man. Cuspid reluctantly dons his tights and tutu, but complications soon arise that jeopardize an orphaned brother and sister... and everyone in the Tooth Castle. Cuspid must convince Tippy to join him in the outside world and, with help from the Boogie Man and the Sand Man they launch "Operation Orphans" to save the children and secure the purpose and future of the residents of the Tooth Castle.
Please let me know if I may email a .pdf of the 104-page script.
Kind regards,
Michael William Hogan
mwh@mwhogan.com
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The Hatchet Fairy
A Fairy Tale Willing to Bleed its Way to the Ball
Bitty had always been a strange sister, so when Lore met Bitty's fairy godmother for the upcoming ball, she didn't think much of it. Sure, the fairy godmother was mean and drank scotch, but then again, Bitty was a personal injury lawyer, so allowances had to be made about her mental stability.
After refusing to go the ball and disgust the prince with her appearance, Lore wakes to find her roommate dead and Bitty still thirsty for blood. With the first strike of midnight, Bitty's gone and Lore's bleeding. Kill or be killed, the ghosts finally convince her. Armed with only her shoes, Lore has to survive the ball, ignore the prince, and kill her sister to stay alive.
Nicer than the ghosts in The Sixth Sense, more honest than Cinderella, and bloody as Scream's little sister, The Hatchet Fairy is a fairy tale willing to bleed its way to the ball.
I would love the chance to send you a copy of The Hatchet Fairy.
Thank you very much for your time and consideration.
Sincerely,
Abieth Winter
abby.pegas@me.com
Bye Cuspid! The Adventures of a Male Tooth Fairy
Motu Mikey here at the Internet café in Vava'u, Tonga where I recover from my first - and decidedly last - visit to a dentist in this island Kingdom. Ruing the absence of Novocain, I am determined to regain my sense of humor and, therefore, have concluded that this is a dandy time to introduce you to my family/comedy/fantasy screenplay, "Bye Cuspid! The Adventures of a Male Tooth Fairy".
An only child, Cuspid grew up in the Tooth Castle, quite content with his job as a janitor; brushing and polishing the millions of tiny teeth that cover the walls. Then one day his mother, the Tooth Fairy, decides it's time for her to retire. Tradition dictates that she pass on her magic wand only to family, so the beautiful Tippy - who happens to be smitten with Cuspid - is enlisted to join a plot to transform the naïve Cuspid into a family man. Cuspid reluctantly dons his tights and tutu, but complications soon arise that jeopardize an orphaned brother and sister... and everyone in the Tooth Castle. Cuspid must convince Tippy to join him in the outside world and, with help from the Boogie Man and the Sand Man they launch "Operation Orphans" to save the children and secure the purpose and future of the residents of the Tooth Castle.
Please let me know if I may email a .pdf of the 104-page script.
Kind regards,
Michael William Hogan
mwh@mwhogan.com
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The Hatchet Fairy
A Fairy Tale Willing to Bleed its Way to the Ball
Bitty had always been a strange sister, so when Lore met Bitty's fairy godmother for the upcoming ball, she didn't think much of it. Sure, the fairy godmother was mean and drank scotch, but then again, Bitty was a personal injury lawyer, so allowances had to be made about her mental stability.
After refusing to go the ball and disgust the prince with her appearance, Lore wakes to find her roommate dead and Bitty still thirsty for blood. With the first strike of midnight, Bitty's gone and Lore's bleeding. Kill or be killed, the ghosts finally convince her. Armed with only her shoes, Lore has to survive the ball, ignore the prince, and kill her sister to stay alive.
Nicer than the ghosts in The Sixth Sense, more honest than Cinderella, and bloody as Scream's little sister, The Hatchet Fairy is a fairy tale willing to bleed its way to the ball.
I would love the chance to send you a copy of The Hatchet Fairy.
Thank you very much for your time and consideration.
Sincerely,
Abieth Winter
abby.pegas@me.com
Thursday, June 11, 2009
Long in the Tooth
Amazing. You'd think someone would think twice before taking something called "Dracizole." This may deserve a table read.
"A group of nursing home residents take an experimental drug and turn into vampires."
Genre: Horror/Comedy
Seven aged residents of a dilapidated assisted living home regain their lust for living, along with an insatiable appetite for sex, blood and vengeance once they are given the experimental drug, Dracizole. A visiting teenage grandson and a young nurse try to escape while the residents grasp with their newfound vitality and violent ways.
I would like to submit this screenplay for your consideration and can be contacted as listed below.
Thank you,
Mark Aznavourian
Email: mazna@comcast.net
"A group of nursing home residents take an experimental drug and turn into vampires."
Genre: Horror/Comedy
Seven aged residents of a dilapidated assisted living home regain their lust for living, along with an insatiable appetite for sex, blood and vengeance once they are given the experimental drug, Dracizole. A visiting teenage grandson and a young nurse try to escape while the residents grasp with their newfound vitality and violent ways.
I would like to submit this screenplay for your consideration and can be contacted as listed below.
Thank you,
Mark Aznavourian
Email: mazna@comcast.net
Wednesday, June 10, 2009
Klantastic
With a name like Klantastic, it's got to be good! I am however, having a hard time determining which part is funny?
Genre: "Frat Pack" Style Comedy
LOGLINE:
Hard-partying bureaucrats must fake the return of the Ku Klux Klan to their small Indiana town to save their cushy jobs.
SYNOPSIS:
When undercover footage emerges of their wild escapades, ROBERT MURPHY and the rest of the Federal Anti-Racist Team are forced to resurrect the long-dormant hate group to show their relevancy. After Shoshana Himmelman, the lovely agent sent to shut them down, is kidnapped by real Ku Klux Klan members the team struggles to rescue her and take down the Klan.
Robb T. Henrickson
henrixn@hotmail.com
Genre: "Frat Pack" Style Comedy
LOGLINE:
Hard-partying bureaucrats must fake the return of the Ku Klux Klan to their small Indiana town to save their cushy jobs.
SYNOPSIS:
When undercover footage emerges of their wild escapades, ROBERT MURPHY and the rest of the Federal Anti-Racist Team are forced to resurrect the long-dormant hate group to show their relevancy. After Shoshana Himmelman, the lovely agent sent to shut them down, is kidnapped by real Ku Klux Klan members the team struggles to rescue her and take down the Klan.
Robb T. Henrickson
henrixn@hotmail.com
Whack The Dog
Mafia movie where no one gets hurt and all swear words are bleeped out! Finally!
WHACK THE DOG is a comedy about two arguing Mafia chiefs who agree to settle their differences at the Columbus Day fair.
One chief hires two bumbling imbeciles to whack his wife's toy poodle, which irritates him to no end. The contract also includes his adversary's Great Dane, because his rival continuously teases him about his unmanly little poodle.
This is a Mafia comedy that includes loveable goombas, adorable dogs, slapstick comedy and funny Italian-American culture.
Don't worry. No human or canine gets whacked!
All swear words are bleeped out, so it's fun for the whole family.
"Whose 'family' you talkin' 'bout?"
Then what does happen at the Columbus Day Fair?
contact:
impavido1@verizon.net.
WHACK THE DOG is a comedy about two arguing Mafia chiefs who agree to settle their differences at the Columbus Day fair.
One chief hires two bumbling imbeciles to whack his wife's toy poodle, which irritates him to no end. The contract also includes his adversary's Great Dane, because his rival continuously teases him about his unmanly little poodle.
This is a Mafia comedy that includes loveable goombas, adorable dogs, slapstick comedy and funny Italian-American culture.
Don't worry. No human or canine gets whacked!
All swear words are bleeped out, so it's fun for the whole family.
"Whose 'family' you talkin' 'bout?"
Then what does happen at the Columbus Day Fair?
contact:
impavido1@verizon.net.
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