To Do for Love

Dude, considering this writer is from Thailand, they have got Italian-Americans pretty pegged.

Genre: Comedy

Title: "To Do for Love"

Logline: Two hard-edged Italian-American playboys struggle through identity crisis hell after they learn they have been soul mates, as man and woman, in many previous lifetimes.

Synopsis: Tony and Mario meet at a soul mates convention ready to score big with love infatuated women. When the convention guru tips that the studs are really each other's soul mates, they reject the idea, then compete for bragging rights in the search for a female soul mate. As they continue to be drawn to each other, the two men clash in angry denial of the ever increasing attraction between them. Tony weakens first and tries to explore his feelings for Mario while Mario fights his feelings and stone walls Tony. Desperation sets in as Tony is advised he can appease the soul mate forces by appearing as a woman. When Mario discovers Tony's makeover during an ill-fated embrace, he bolts in horror. Pursuing Mario, Tony is hit by a car and lies dying on the street. In his final words, he vows to come back and tries to get Mario to admit their love for each other.

Mario goes into a stupor over Tony's death. An angry girl with gets out of a taxi looking oddly familiar. She has Tony's birthmark.

Writer: Lee Thomas, WGA Member 862-12419

Thailand

Email: leethomas@lifewb.org

Whack The Dog

Mafia movie where no one gets hurt and all swear words are bleeped out! Finally!


WHACK THE DOG is a comedy about two arguing Mafia chiefs who agree to settle their differences at the Columbus Day fair.

One chief hires two bumbling imbeciles to whack his wife's toy poodle, which irritates him to no end. The contract also includes his adversary's Great Dane, because his rival continuously teases him about his unmanly little poodle.

This is a Mafia comedy that includes loveable goombas, adorable dogs, slapstick comedy and funny Italian-American culture.

Don't worry. No human or canine gets whacked!

All swear words are bleeped out, so it's fun for the whole family.

"Whose 'family' you talkin' 'bout?"

Then what does happen at the Columbus Day Fair?

contact:
impavido1@verizon.net.