Script Quarry Special: fairy tales

How lucky are we?!?! To unearth TWO fairy tales in the Script Quarry. As usual, you will finish reading these and curse "Oh hell! It's too late! Someone's already thought of it!"

Bye Cuspid! The Adventures of a Male Tooth Fairy

Motu Mikey here at the Internet café in Vava'u, Tonga where I recover from my first - and decidedly last - visit to a dentist in this island Kingdom. Ruing the absence of Novocain, I am determined to regain my sense of humor and, therefore, have concluded that this is a dandy time to introduce you to my family/comedy/fantasy screenplay, "Bye Cuspid! The Adventures of a Male Tooth Fairy".

An only child, Cuspid grew up in the Tooth Castle, quite content with his job as a janitor; brushing and polishing the millions of tiny teeth that cover the walls. Then one day his mother, the Tooth Fairy, decides it's time for her to retire. Tradition dictates that she pass on her magic wand only to family, so the beautiful Tippy - who happens to be smitten with Cuspid - is enlisted to join a plot to transform the naïve Cuspid into a family man. Cuspid reluctantly dons his tights and tutu, but complications soon arise that jeopardize an orphaned brother and sister... and everyone in the Tooth Castle. Cuspid must convince Tippy to join him in the outside world and, with help from the Boogie Man and the Sand Man they launch "Operation Orphans" to save the children and secure the purpose and future of the residents of the Tooth Castle.

Please let me know if I may email a .pdf of the 104-page script.

Kind regards,

Michael William Hogan
mwh@mwhogan.com

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The Hatchet Fairy

A Fairy Tale Willing to Bleed its Way to the Ball



Bitty had always been a strange sister, so when Lore met Bitty's fairy godmother for the upcoming ball, she didn't think much of it. Sure, the fairy godmother was mean and drank scotch, but then again, Bitty was a personal injury lawyer, so allowances had to be made about her mental stability.

After refusing to go the ball and disgust the prince with her appearance, Lore wakes to find her roommate dead and Bitty still thirsty for blood. With the first strike of midnight, Bitty's gone and Lore's bleeding. Kill or be killed, the ghosts finally convince her. Armed with only her shoes, Lore has to survive the ball, ignore the prince, and kill her sister to stay alive.

Nicer than the ghosts in The Sixth Sense, more honest than Cinderella, and bloody as Scream's little sister, The Hatchet Fairy is a fairy tale willing to bleed its way to the ball.

I would love the chance to send you a copy of The Hatchet Fairy.

Thank you very much for your time and consideration.


Sincerely,

Abieth Winter
abby.pegas@me.com

TORMENTED

By putting this whole first line in caps, it is as if Rob is warning that he will be tormenting us with his story. Hm. Interesting point, Rob. I'm ready... take my breath away...

TORMENTED BY ROB PAYNE

She signed a legal contract that says if she cheats on her husband he has the right to take her breath any way he chooses.

A wealthy real estate investor (Jon Simms) got cheated on by his first wife and he got to see this. This destroyed Jon but as time goes by he is now ready to get married again. This time when he gets married he decides to protect himself. He wasn't going to pay another woman to cheat on him and destroy him all over again. Jon and his attorneys came up with a contract not a prenuptial. A contract that states if Samantha Bell has sex physical or oral with anybody other then her husband Jon Simms . Jon Simms has the right to take her breath any way that he chooses. After five years of being together she does end up cheating on him and he takes her to court and sues her for breach of contract and wins. Will Sam survive THE CONTRACT and the press or will Jon legally kill her with the rest of the world cheering him on? This is literally Samantha against the world; nobody can save her.

My Name is Rob Payne and I live in Galloway, Ohio. This is the first time this subject has been approached the way that I have approached it. I hope it interests you.
robpayne1965@yahoo.com