Clearly an empowering script for women everywhere. Be the pair of tits that love someone, today!
"The pair tits that love you". The story of an introverted man, burned by love, who is pushed by his closest friends to rejoin life and seek sex and intimacy, he struggles within himself to find the courage to attain his true love. Addressing issues of sex and intimacy on the screen like never before. Promiscuousy versus confidant sexuality, fear of loneliness versus the quest for true love. Friendships, relationships, monogamy and lots of sex. The story portraits the range that intimacy is, across styles, sexes and ages.
The writer of this screenplay is a graduate student of Marital and Family Therapy Counseling. This script is a synthesis of his unique sense of humor with exploration of intimacy challenges couples and individuals are facing every day.
Almog Shanun
shiralmog@gmail.com
Showing posts with label sex. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sex. Show all posts
Friday, November 13, 2009
Friday, June 12, 2009
Is that your wife in that celebrity sex tape?
Well, thank you Kevin, this description surely isn't too long.
My screenplay is a comedy titled "Is that your wife in that celebrity sex tape?"
Logline: An insecure husband discovers a celebrity sex tape starring his wife and a rock star.
I would appreciate the opportunity to send you the complete screenplay. Please notify me at your earliest convenience.
Sincerely,
Kevin Via
K70via@aol.com
My screenplay is a comedy titled "Is that your wife in that celebrity sex tape?"
Logline: An insecure husband discovers a celebrity sex tape starring his wife and a rock star.
I would appreciate the opportunity to send you the complete screenplay. Please notify me at your earliest convenience.
Sincerely,
Kevin Via
K70via@aol.com
Thursday, June 11, 2009
Long in the Tooth
Amazing. You'd think someone would think twice before taking something called "Dracizole." This may deserve a table read.
"A group of nursing home residents take an experimental drug and turn into vampires."
Genre: Horror/Comedy
Seven aged residents of a dilapidated assisted living home regain their lust for living, along with an insatiable appetite for sex, blood and vengeance once they are given the experimental drug, Dracizole. A visiting teenage grandson and a young nurse try to escape while the residents grasp with their newfound vitality and violent ways.
I would like to submit this screenplay for your consideration and can be contacted as listed below.
Thank you,
Mark Aznavourian
Email: mazna@comcast.net
"A group of nursing home residents take an experimental drug and turn into vampires."
Genre: Horror/Comedy
Seven aged residents of a dilapidated assisted living home regain their lust for living, along with an insatiable appetite for sex, blood and vengeance once they are given the experimental drug, Dracizole. A visiting teenage grandson and a young nurse try to escape while the residents grasp with their newfound vitality and violent ways.
I would like to submit this screenplay for your consideration and can be contacted as listed below.
Thank you,
Mark Aznavourian
Email: mazna@comcast.net
Wednesday, June 10, 2009
WHISTLING NOSTRIL
This script query boasts quite the genre- you know the sex/secret agent/action spoof one- but will it hold up? Well, I'd say any plot that manages to involve "jock itch" is a winner in my book!
TITLE: WHISTLING NOSTRIL
GENRE: SEX/SECRET AGENT/ACTION SPOOF
LOGLINE: A bumbling British Secret Service Agent battles TURD and SMUT to prevent the world-wide distribution of their sex-destroying, permafrost-inducing condoms.
SYNOPSIS: British Secret Service Agent PLUMM PUDDEN - code name WHISTLING NOSTRIL - battles PAPILLON, the leader of TURD (Terror under Revolutionary Deviates), and his cronies GORGONZOLA and the gorilla AMAZONIA. Plumm also fights DR. STRANGECOCK, the high priest of SMUT (Society of Mentally Unbalanced Tyrants), and his cohorts HIMMELFART and the Three Scrooges - HORNBLOWER, CORKSCREW and SALTPETER in the doctor's remote lab/mansion located in the Florida Everglades. He defeats a great white shark MAWS, a laser-firing Eunuch, a farting Moonie and the doctor's three Scrooges. Finally captured, he's imprisoned in the doctor's DOOM ROOM to be sliced in half by a razor-sharp pendulum. Using a fungus ring that causes extreme jock itch, he escapes along with two gorgeous captive females.
Contact:srayner@msn.com
TITLE: WHISTLING NOSTRIL
GENRE: SEX/SECRET AGENT/ACTION SPOOF
LOGLINE: A bumbling British Secret Service Agent battles TURD and SMUT to prevent the world-wide distribution of their sex-destroying, permafrost-inducing condoms.
SYNOPSIS: British Secret Service Agent PLUMM PUDDEN - code name WHISTLING NOSTRIL - battles PAPILLON, the leader of TURD (Terror under Revolutionary Deviates), and his cronies GORGONZOLA and the gorilla AMAZONIA. Plumm also fights DR. STRANGECOCK, the high priest of SMUT (Society of Mentally Unbalanced Tyrants), and his cohorts HIMMELFART and the Three Scrooges - HORNBLOWER, CORKSCREW and SALTPETER in the doctor's remote lab/mansion located in the Florida Everglades. He defeats a great white shark MAWS, a laser-firing Eunuch, a farting Moonie and the doctor's three Scrooges. Finally captured, he's imprisoned in the doctor's DOOM ROOM to be sliced in half by a razor-sharp pendulum. Using a fungus ring that causes extreme jock itch, he escapes along with two gorgeous captive females.
Contact:srayner@msn.com
Friday, March 27, 2009
attention: totally non offensive "multi-cultural script"
Enclosing a synopsis for my script, "Miss China."
MISS CHINA
(comedy)
"Miss China" is a comedy about a set of twins that come from Mainland China to study in the United States. One, Mary, is serious, sober and diligent. The other, Lilly, is naughty, sexy and fun loving. In a series of mistaken identities, reminiscent of Shakespeare's "The Comedy of Errors" they throw the campus into a turmoil.
Dale Ashburn is a renowned physicist who takes Mary as his teaching assistant. Dale's hillbilly brother shows up on campus and pretends to be Dale and beds Lilly. Dale is also secretly bedding Lilly and mistakenly believes he is bedding Mary. Dale's wife finds out and mistakenly accuses Mary. Lilly is also dating and bedding fraternity boys and takes a job as a stripper in a nightclub. In the meantime the college president is bedding co-eds and stealing from the college. In the end, Lilly accuses the board of regents of hypocrisy and forces them to appoint Dale's hillbilly brother as the new president of the college.
Sex, comedy and sexual hi-jinks define this multi-cultural script. Film can be shot entirely in the Southern California area.
Thomas Smith
Email: Tomtongmu@gmail.com
MISS CHINA
(comedy)
"Miss China" is a comedy about a set of twins that come from Mainland China to study in the United States. One, Mary, is serious, sober and diligent. The other, Lilly, is naughty, sexy and fun loving. In a series of mistaken identities, reminiscent of Shakespeare's "The Comedy of Errors" they throw the campus into a turmoil.
Dale Ashburn is a renowned physicist who takes Mary as his teaching assistant. Dale's hillbilly brother shows up on campus and pretends to be Dale and beds Lilly. Dale is also secretly bedding Lilly and mistakenly believes he is bedding Mary. Dale's wife finds out and mistakenly accuses Mary. Lilly is also dating and bedding fraternity boys and takes a job as a stripper in a nightclub. In the meantime the college president is bedding co-eds and stealing from the college. In the end, Lilly accuses the board of regents of hypocrisy and forces them to appoint Dale's hillbilly brother as the new president of the college.
Sex, comedy and sexual hi-jinks define this multi-cultural script. Film can be shot entirely in the Southern California area.
Thomas Smith
Email: Tomtongmu@gmail.com
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