Draculette

If "lesbian vampire" isn't enough to hook you, please scroll to the end for a list of 5 other reasons.

Hello:

What happens when a normal young woman who's just found the perfect man and her first taste of happiness wakes to find that she's been turned into a lesbian vampire?

That idea is what inspired me to write DRACULETTE, an original horror comedy screenplay. Think SCREAM meets THE HUNGER. It's essentially a somewhat humorous take on those old Hammer lesbian vampire films; I take the audience's expectations about what a female vampire should be and turn them on their head.

Logline: Lucy Collins has just found the man of her dreams, but a broken-hearted female vampire named Lillian decides that Lucy will be her new vampire girlfriend, whether she agrees or not.

Genre: Horror Comedy

Synopsis: Life is not treating Lucy Collins kindly. She has few friends, a pill habit, no luck with men, a fashion sense more suited to a bad 80's teen movie, and her dream of becoming a filmmaker just isn't happening. Then she meets Paul Murray at film school, and her life turns around. She finds happiness. Briefly. Lucy has a fight with Paul, and talks jokingly about "giving up men" to a stranger she meets at the park. Unfortunately for Lucy, that stranger is a female vampire named Lillian who's just had her heart broken. Before Lucy can react, Lillian's fangs are buried in her neck. She passes out as a human, and wakes as a vampire.

Lillian has decided that Lucy will be her new vampire girlfriend. Lucy wants nothing to do with Lillian, but when she starts killing her friends, with her blood-lust spinning out of control, she has no choice but to turn to Lillian for help. "But I'm not a lesbian," Lucy says. "You're a female vampire. OF COURSE you're a lesbian. Haven't you ever seen a vampire movie?" Lillian replies.

Lillian's ex, Summer, begins dating an actress named Zooey, famous only for showing her fake breasts in terrible B-movies like JANE STORM, NINJA POLICE. Zooey turns out to be a very bad vampire. When she murders a famous director (Tarantino?) during a carnage-filled rampage at a lavish Hollywood party, which threatens to expose the existence of vampires to the world, Summer knows she has to destroy Zooey. She also wants her old girlfriend, Lillian, back.

As Zooey murders the guests at the Hollywood party, Lucy seizes the opportunity to get Lillian and Summer together again, by calling Lillian to the scene. Lillian arrives just in time to save Summer, by putting a stake through Zooey's big fake breasts, and the former lovers reunite. Lucy finds a bleeding, dying Paul in the pile of bodies. Lucy saves him by feeding him her blood and turning him into a vampire, and they are able to "live" happily forever after.


Here's what you should know about the screenplay, which I would love to send your way:

1) It's scary.
2) It's funny.
3) It features 4 strong female roles.
4) It's 98 pages long.
5) It's polished, sparkling, and ready to go.

Ervin V. Anderson
boogieknight07@yahoo.com

Long in the Tooth

Amazing. You'd think someone would think twice before taking something called "Dracizole." This may deserve a table read.

"A group of nursing home residents take an experimental drug and turn into vampires."

Genre: Horror/Comedy

Seven aged residents of a dilapidated assisted living home regain their lust for living, along with an insatiable appetite for sex, blood and vengeance once they are given the experimental drug, Dracizole. A visiting teenage grandson and a young nurse try to escape while the residents grasp with their newfound vitality and violent ways.

I would like to submit this screenplay for your consideration and can be contacted as listed below.

Thank you,

Mark Aznavourian
Email: mazna@comcast.net

Red Moon Rising

Glad to know what this fellow is thinking about whilst protecting our border.(posted by Alissa)

"Illegal border crossers must confront face a new challange on their quest for the American Dream. An ancient predator stalks the desert night, and they hunger...for blood."

Genre: Thriller/Horror

Border Patrol Agent Tony Reed investigates the brutal murders of three of his fellow agents, apparent victims of drug cartel hit men. He soon discovers that Vampires stalk the desert night, and they feed upon the illegal immigrants crossing the U.S. / Mexico border. Tony along with tribal members of the Tohono O'odham and Yaqui Nations hunt the coven of vampires which hides atop the Native American sacred mountain known as Otam Kawi, Skeleton Mountain.

The script was inspired from my current duty assignment with Border Patrol as a contracted Transportation Officer in Tucson, AZ.


Daniel I. Gasque
Email: deltadawgz@comcast.net

Tombstoned

Hey,

Not sure if any of your clients are looking for horror flick scripts, but my partner and I just finished our latest screenplay, "Tombstoned", a stoner horror comedy, and I think you'd dig it.

Here's the info:

Logline: Pot smokers have reason to be paranoid when demons rise from the haze.
Tagline: Don't fear the reaper... fear the reefer.

Let me know if you want to see a pdf or a hard copy of the script.

Take care,
Chris LaMartina
chrislamartina@yahoo.com