This script query boasts quite the genre- you know the sex/secret agent/action spoof one- but will it hold up? Well, I'd say any plot that manages to involve "jock itch" is a winner in my book!
TITLE: WHISTLING NOSTRIL
GENRE: SEX/SECRET AGENT/ACTION SPOOF
LOGLINE: A bumbling British Secret Service Agent battles TURD and SMUT to prevent the world-wide distribution of their sex-destroying, permafrost-inducing condoms.
SYNOPSIS: British Secret Service Agent PLUMM PUDDEN - code name WHISTLING NOSTRIL - battles PAPILLON, the leader of TURD (Terror under Revolutionary Deviates), and his cronies GORGONZOLA and the gorilla AMAZONIA. Plumm also fights DR. STRANGECOCK, the high priest of SMUT (Society of Mentally Unbalanced Tyrants), and his cohorts HIMMELFART and the Three Scrooges - HORNBLOWER, CORKSCREW and SALTPETER in the doctor's remote lab/mansion located in the Florida Everglades. He defeats a great white shark MAWS, a laser-firing Eunuch, a farting Moonie and the doctor's three Scrooges. Finally captured, he's imprisoned in the doctor's DOOM ROOM to be sliced in half by a razor-sharp pendulum. Using a fungus ring that causes extreme jock itch, he escapes along with two gorgeous captive females.
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