Craigslist = awesome.

So a few months ago I was intrigued by an ad I saw on craigslist in the writing section boasting a Hollywood-worthy life-story in need of a screenwriter. The person promised to email you a synopsis if you responded. Unable to resist the temptation of someone who thought their life story was so exciting that it deserved to be a movie, I wrote to this person. He responded with the following and is therefore clearly schizophrenic.(posted by dylan)

What set me down this path of intrigue and research started seven years ago when I was put under surveillance by the government. As soon as I realized I was being watched by the government, I started researching into the TOP SECRET surveillance system being used. At that point I was subjected to ABOVE TOP SECRET weaponry technologies that are of the highest echelon. My research then turned towards ABOVE TOP SECRET technologies, and I made some remarkable scientific observations and discoveries of ABOVE TOP SECRET technologies that are visible to us all, but few observes or can even begin to understand (i.e. the ABOVE TOP SECRET system that chemtrails support). I recently made an agreement not to speak of the TOP SECRET surveillance technology. But what is ABOVE TOP SECRET; they will not even acknowledge these technologies exist! So I have made no agreement to keep a vow of secrecy concerning the ABOVE TOP SECRET technologies, when they insist they don't even exist! These ABOVE TOP SECRET technologies, many current and past, will make a great movie that is both intellectual and compelling, yet character based and emotionally charged. Something an audience can really connect to! I will show you government documents, scientific literature and visible signs of technologies that are astounding! I CAN OPEN YOUR EYES AND MIND TO TECHNOLOGIES THAT ARE ALMOST BEYOND BELIEF IN THEIR SCOPE AND IMPLICATION! I've done the scientific research for 7 years and have the synopsis that ties it all together. I'm looking for a script writer partner who knows Hollywood, to get the project going. If you are interested in such a project please email me.