MAKING OF SAM'S "HERO"

So, what drew me to posting this script query, is it forced me to wonder what a LASBIAN is. It must be some sort of hybrid. It is in all caps, so I was drawn to the word, but this description may be too long for me to get through the whole thing. Maybe you can read it and let me know...


MAKING OF SAM'S "HERO"

SAM IS AN ASPIRING FILMMAKER, WHO IS TRYING TO MAKE A FILM FOR SUNDANCE DURING HIS SENIOR YEAR OF HIGH SCHOOL, BUT SINCE HE HAS NO RESOURCES OR POPULARITY AT SCHOOL, THE TASK PROVES DAUNTING, WILL HE "MAKE IT" OR NOT?

Genre: Comedy


SAM is an aspiring film maker, who is having rough high school years with his 2 best friends JOE and AMANDA, they already had the worst 3 years in high school, they were invisible, really invisible to the point of being able to crash parties, still when they do they had no luck making new friends, because they were invisible. they needed to cast students to make a film which they were making for sundance film festival. So at the end of the summer holidays they decided to crash the biggest party in town held by the MAX, the quarterback of their high school team, where they would hand out cards for auditions and have fun. but things go wrong when they crash it and MAX finds out and humiliates them, killing not only their dreams to get laid on senior year, but also their chances of making a film.

MAX is the kind of guy who has everything; he is the definition of the American dream, the football star of his high school team with many NFL coaches knocking on his door, waiting for him to graduate. His dad is a very powerful agent that represents many Hollywood stars. And with that came the cars the parties, the ladies the life style that most only dream of, so senior year was looking good for him.

But it might not go his way after all; so far he had no competition with the ladies by anyone in school, until the new student shows up, THE HOTTEST LASBIAN EVER (MEGAN FOX TYPE). MEGAN becomes the center of attention in school and her popularity soars even more when she rejects a date from MAX.

MAX and MEGAN start to compete for girls and create a war between each other in school, they would both hit on the same girls at parties and malls, and would both show affection in public to make each other jealous. MAX then pays a hooker to act like a new girl at school and get with MAGEN and tape a sex scene with her, and then spread the tape around the school, which gets MEGAN expelled and humiliated.

For revenge Megan teams up with SAM and JOE. Their plan hits many birds with one stone, they decided to make a film as their payback, since they need a film for the Sundance Film Festival. They use the footage from MEGAN's tape, and set out to make a Comedy about how Women are better off having sex with unattractive Horney Men and other Women rather than attractive men who are over-rated and Viagra dependant because unattractive men are in need of sex which gives for a great sex, and women know what women want. They start by making a sex scene with SAM and MEGAN.

SAM and JOE convince a mom to play a role in the movie which involves hitting on MAX, taking him home, giving him Chinese tee that makes him unaroused and have unpleasant unsatisfying sex with him, and then have her husband walks in on them in the middle of it, and with their special effects and filming skills they make the husband chop the moms head and get great Footage of MAX running naked scared in the streets unaroused.

When the film is done, its gets many Award at Sundance Film Festival and becomes a classic, which starts a new trend in High schools all over north America "its better to date unattractive men, because they are better at sex and have better future". It also makes MEGANS tape look like leaked footage from the film instead of a standalone tape, which lifts off her suspension from school and launches a great film career.

During the last game of the season, out of anger Max head buts another player who was making fun of him and falls unconscious, and he wakes up in the hospital with a slight brain damage which was helped by the trauma he went through seeing a women get slaughtered, and becomes the most loved retard in town and ends up dating the nerdish/half crazy girl in school who always fantasizes about him and says to other girls that one day hell be hers.

The script was pitched to Seth Rogen.


Contact info:

Ryan Sebastian
moviemaker_90@hotmail.com