Clearly an empowering script for women everywhere. Be the pair of tits that love someone, today!
"The pair tits that love you". The story of an introverted man, burned by love, who is pushed by his closest friends to rejoin life and seek sex and intimacy, he struggles within himself to find the courage to attain his true love. Addressing issues of sex and intimacy on the screen like never before. Promiscuousy versus confidant sexuality, fear of loneliness versus the quest for true love. Friendships, relationships, monogamy and lots of sex. The story portraits the range that intimacy is, across styles, sexes and ages.
The writer of this screenplay is a graduate student of Marital and Family Therapy Counseling. This script is a synthesis of his unique sense of humor with exploration of intimacy challenges couples and individuals are facing every day.
Almog Shanun
shiralmog@gmail.com
Friday, November 13, 2009
"Will Unmanned" - What would a man do without his balls?
I do hope that the writer intends for "what would a man do without his balls" to be a subtitle- as it would look lovely on screen. This is a comedy men will love: any logline that involves the word "castrate" is generally evidence of a hilarious story!
An over-sexed playboy decides to castrate himself to live an easier life."
Genre: Comedy
Will Govern is a player. He has sex with any willing woman, even when it's a bad idea. His female co-workers are disgusted with him, he has to keep moving from one apartment to another before he gets murdered by a husband of the wives he sleeps with, he has no money or time for anything except his genitals.
Burdened by his sex drive he sees a professional about having his testicles removed. The doctor suggests that Will should try temporary chemical castration before going all the way, and he reluctantly agrees for a trial period before having the operation.
Soon he is faced with a new set of problems - rejection from his male friends, the inability to satisfy women, and his own psychological need for comfort, all driving him to either going back to womanizing, or finding a way to exist without his manhood.
I have written five screenplays and received praise from professional readers on my work.
I'd like to submit this screenplay for your consideration. Contact info below.
Thank you for your time.
Antti Partanen
Email: prod.partanen@gmail.com
An over-sexed playboy decides to castrate himself to live an easier life."
Genre: Comedy
Will Govern is a player. He has sex with any willing woman, even when it's a bad idea. His female co-workers are disgusted with him, he has to keep moving from one apartment to another before he gets murdered by a husband of the wives he sleeps with, he has no money or time for anything except his genitals.
Burdened by his sex drive he sees a professional about having his testicles removed. The doctor suggests that Will should try temporary chemical castration before going all the way, and he reluctantly agrees for a trial period before having the operation.
Soon he is faced with a new set of problems - rejection from his male friends, the inability to satisfy women, and his own psychological need for comfort, all driving him to either going back to womanizing, or finding a way to exist without his manhood.
I have written five screenplays and received praise from professional readers on my work.
I'd like to submit this screenplay for your consideration. Contact info below.
Thank you for your time.
Antti Partanen
Email: prod.partanen@gmail.com
JESSE
I am having a hard time getting through the logline- but I see the word "voodooish" used in the summary, so I know it's worth it.
"A shy teenager is tormented by nightmares of her parent's fiery death as her psychopathic brother, who is possessed by a woman their father entombed alive, stalks her for the entities reincarnation."
Title: JESSE
Genre: Thriller/Horror
Part of a revengeful soul of a woman entombed alive takes refuge in the son of one of her murderers, causing him to torch his parents. Years later, he escapes and finishes the entities revenge, then stalks his emotionally tormented sister who's consumed by nightmares of her parent's death. After a bloody rampage he carries his sister off to a voodooish crypt where a voodoo priestess, the grandmother of the murdered woman, reunites her granddaughters split spirit and rejuvenates her mummified remains, but only to their demise. The once possessed is possessed again, and the sister must deal with it before the entities full powers rejuvenate in her brother's body.
William Sikorski Jr. & William Sikorski III
Email: wsikor@sbcglobal.net
"A shy teenager is tormented by nightmares of her parent's fiery death as her psychopathic brother, who is possessed by a woman their father entombed alive, stalks her for the entities reincarnation."
Title: JESSE
Genre: Thriller/Horror
Part of a revengeful soul of a woman entombed alive takes refuge in the son of one of her murderers, causing him to torch his parents. Years later, he escapes and finishes the entities revenge, then stalks his emotionally tormented sister who's consumed by nightmares of her parent's death. After a bloody rampage he carries his sister off to a voodooish crypt where a voodoo priestess, the grandmother of the murdered woman, reunites her granddaughters split spirit and rejuvenates her mummified remains, but only to their demise. The once possessed is possessed again, and the sister must deal with it before the entities full powers rejuvenate in her brother's body.
William Sikorski Jr. & William Sikorski III
Email: wsikor@sbcglobal.net
Naked Brothers
Even my boss (who gets the same query email I get) liked this one. Who can resist "penetrating visuals"?
Query - "Naked Brothers"
'This story has a wonderful concept, adorable characters, "penetrating" visuals, a strong theme and a sweet message at the end.' so said an American Script Consultant after helping me polish my comedy/drama, 'NAKED BROTHERS'.
A young Adman with money problems, pretends to find two naked, mute brothers abandoned in a forest and believing he knows what women appreciate, promotes them for his own financial gain. (Robert Pattinson as one of the brothers!)
I'm a BBC trained film maker. I've written close to 140 produced TV scripts and 15 screenplays.
I'd be delighted to send you a copy of NAKED BROTHERS for your consideration.
Kind regards,
Ceidrik Heward
ceidrik@gmail.com
Query - "Naked Brothers"
'This story has a wonderful concept, adorable characters, "penetrating" visuals, a strong theme and a sweet message at the end.' so said an American Script Consultant after helping me polish my comedy/drama, 'NAKED BROTHERS'.
A young Adman with money problems, pretends to find two naked, mute brothers abandoned in a forest and believing he knows what women appreciate, promotes them for his own financial gain. (Robert Pattinson as one of the brothers!)
I'm a BBC trained film maker. I've written close to 140 produced TV scripts and 15 screenplays.
I'd be delighted to send you a copy of NAKED BROTHERS for your consideration.
Kind regards,
Ceidrik Heward
ceidrik@gmail.com
Tuesday, November 10, 2009
Ghost In A Bong
Who says being stalked by a serial killer who gets pleasure out of murdering everyone you care about to the point that suicide seems like the only solution, is not the ideal American dream? Jeffrey Ching, that's who.
"Two young lovers' wonderful lives of romance, love and reaching spiritual enlightenment via their bong are put in serious danger when the spirit of a stoner loathing serial killer gets reincarnated in the form of a drug ghost that murders stoners in the form of trippy drug hallucinations whenever they get high."
Think Harold and Kumar Go To Whitecastle meets A Nightmare on Elm Street.
Meet Mary Eipstock: a sweet lovable young girl who enjoys the simple pleasures of life such as watching movies, hanging out with friends, and tripping out on magic mushrooms. Saying that Mary has had a rough life is the biggest understatement in the history of understatements. Being stalked by a serial killer who gets pleasure out of murdering everyone you care about to the point that suicide seems like the only solution, is not the ideal American dream. However, Mary one day meets another pothead named Seth, and together they outsmart and eliminate the serial killer. They fall in love, and life is great for the both of them, but not for long.
Seth, Mary and their circle of friends' ideal bong smoking, brownie eating lives are put in great danger when the serial killer gets reincarnated in the form of a revenge hungry drug ghost; a ghost that murders stoners in the form of trippy drug hallucinations. With the help of a paranormal expert, Seth and Mary attempt to survive and eliminate the evil once and for all. As the body count gets higher and the situation gets more dangerous, can Seth and Mary's love for each other overcome this huge obstacle?
By: Jeffrey Ching jeffching@gmail.com
"Two young lovers' wonderful lives of romance, love and reaching spiritual enlightenment via their bong are put in serious danger when the spirit of a stoner loathing serial killer gets reincarnated in the form of a drug ghost that murders stoners in the form of trippy drug hallucinations whenever they get high."
Think Harold and Kumar Go To Whitecastle meets A Nightmare on Elm Street.
Meet Mary Eipstock: a sweet lovable young girl who enjoys the simple pleasures of life such as watching movies, hanging out with friends, and tripping out on magic mushrooms. Saying that Mary has had a rough life is the biggest understatement in the history of understatements. Being stalked by a serial killer who gets pleasure out of murdering everyone you care about to the point that suicide seems like the only solution, is not the ideal American dream. However, Mary one day meets another pothead named Seth, and together they outsmart and eliminate the serial killer. They fall in love, and life is great for the both of them, but not for long.
Seth, Mary and their circle of friends' ideal bong smoking, brownie eating lives are put in great danger when the serial killer gets reincarnated in the form of a revenge hungry drug ghost; a ghost that murders stoners in the form of trippy drug hallucinations. With the help of a paranormal expert, Seth and Mary attempt to survive and eliminate the evil once and for all. As the body count gets higher and the situation gets more dangerous, can Seth and Mary's love for each other overcome this huge obstacle?
By: Jeffrey Ching jeffching@gmail.com
Wednesday, September 16, 2009
The Embryo Who Came In From The Cold
They sing! They dance! They're embryos without a home! And one of them is ripped!
Logline
Five super embryos escape fertility lab in search for their mother. They don't know she already has a child and they can't stay outside a human body for more than eight hours.
Brief Synopsis
An animated dramedy based on reality and fantasy, accompanied by dreams, songs and dances that follows five frozen embryos in a fertility laboratory that have suddenly found themselves thawing due to technical difficulties. They decide to find their mutual biological mother and discover the reason they never reentered her womb. The story is told both from the embryos and their mother point of view.
Although the embryos are siblings from the same mother, they each have a different sperm donor father and therefore each of the embryos is endowed with super-powers in different areas due to paternal genetic make-up. They aspire to be born and so devise a plan to find their mother in spite of their minute size and the fact that they won't be able to survive for very long outside of a human body. On the way, they have many adventures including meeting with other embryos and all sorts of dangerous situations, both inside and outside of human bodies.
They learn about themselves and each other and learn to love and respect each other, in spite of the knowledge they acquire that there isn’t enough room for them all in their mother's womb. When they do find their mother, they are very surprised to learn that she has a child. Each of the embryos reacts in a different fashion; some are unwilling to abandon their biological mother, while others favor finding a different mother altogether.
By: Ganit Orian (carmiao@bezeqint.net)
Logline
Five super embryos escape fertility lab in search for their mother. They don't know she already has a child and they can't stay outside a human body for more than eight hours.
Brief Synopsis
An animated dramedy based on reality and fantasy, accompanied by dreams, songs and dances that follows five frozen embryos in a fertility laboratory that have suddenly found themselves thawing due to technical difficulties. They decide to find their mutual biological mother and discover the reason they never reentered her womb. The story is told both from the embryos and their mother point of view.
Although the embryos are siblings from the same mother, they each have a different sperm donor father and therefore each of the embryos is endowed with super-powers in different areas due to paternal genetic make-up. They aspire to be born and so devise a plan to find their mother in spite of their minute size and the fact that they won't be able to survive for very long outside of a human body. On the way, they have many adventures including meeting with other embryos and all sorts of dangerous situations, both inside and outside of human bodies.
They learn about themselves and each other and learn to love and respect each other, in spite of the knowledge they acquire that there isn’t enough room for them all in their mother's womb. When they do find their mother, they are very surprised to learn that she has a child. Each of the embryos reacts in a different fashion; some are unwilling to abandon their biological mother, while others favor finding a different mother altogether.
By: Ganit Orian (carmiao@bezeqint.net)
Tuesday, September 15, 2009
SUPER BOY
wait... what? boy, this is super. i mean this sentence makes sense for sure: "Though, he is mentally matured, but his 2-years body doesn't permit for sex with her."
SUPER BOY
A team of scientists headed by Dr. Edison founded SUPER BABY BANK where a child is delivered totally from the laboratory through fertilizing female egg and male sperm without the necessity of women. Noble prizewinner Prof. Cotton life desire is to enjoy sexually at least once with Miss Universe Marline. When she refuses then clash begins. With great difficult Edison creates a SUPER BOY from the sperm of Cotton, and an egg of Marlin. But due to some omission in his research, the Super boy by birth behaves like 50 years old genius (like humanized Cotton). Due to basics defect in cloning system, it is realized that the Super boy is not going to live for more than 10 years. Super boy knows this sad news and he wants to enjoy the parent's affection.
But Marline can't effort Super boy to keep with her. But she requests Cotton to give at least father affection. Cotton takes advantage and accepts. But he puts a condition that Marline must spend one night with him. For sake of Super boy she accepts that condition disliking. In the meantime; the Super boy falls in love with a teen-aged girl Sharon. Though, he is mentally matured, but his 2-years body doesn't permit for sex with her.
Cottons wife Julie knows every thing and wants to check the Cotton's desire. And she suspects that the Super boy may claim the property of her husband. So she and Cotton gather plans to kill the boy with help of a Mafia gang don Tyson. The story depicts the heroism and intelligence of the Super boy in over shadowing the Mafia, in protecting himself, in making his love successful and also teaching a lesion to the Cotton.
MOHANA RAO DURIKI; mrduriki@gmail.com
SUPER BOY
A team of scientists headed by Dr. Edison founded SUPER BABY BANK where a child is delivered totally from the laboratory through fertilizing female egg and male sperm without the necessity of women. Noble prizewinner Prof. Cotton life desire is to enjoy sexually at least once with Miss Universe Marline. When she refuses then clash begins. With great difficult Edison creates a SUPER BOY from the sperm of Cotton, and an egg of Marlin. But due to some omission in his research, the Super boy by birth behaves like 50 years old genius (like humanized Cotton). Due to basics defect in cloning system, it is realized that the Super boy is not going to live for more than 10 years. Super boy knows this sad news and he wants to enjoy the parent's affection.
But Marline can't effort Super boy to keep with her. But she requests Cotton to give at least father affection. Cotton takes advantage and accepts. But he puts a condition that Marline must spend one night with him. For sake of Super boy she accepts that condition disliking. In the meantime; the Super boy falls in love with a teen-aged girl Sharon. Though, he is mentally matured, but his 2-years body doesn't permit for sex with her.
Cottons wife Julie knows every thing and wants to check the Cotton's desire. And she suspects that the Super boy may claim the property of her husband. So she and Cotton gather plans to kill the boy with help of a Mafia gang don Tyson. The story depicts the heroism and intelligence of the Super boy in over shadowing the Mafia, in protecting himself, in making his love successful and also teaching a lesion to the Cotton.
MOHANA RAO DURIKI; mrduriki@gmail.com
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