Even my boss (who gets the same query email I get) liked this one. Who can resist "penetrating visuals"?
Query - "Naked Brothers"
'This story has a wonderful concept, adorable characters, "penetrating" visuals, a strong theme and a sweet message at the end.' so said an American Script Consultant after helping me polish my comedy/drama, 'NAKED BROTHERS'.
A young Adman with money problems, pretends to find two naked, mute brothers abandoned in a forest and believing he knows what women appreciate, promotes them for his own financial gain. (Robert Pattinson as one of the brothers!)
I'm a BBC trained film maker. I've written close to 140 produced TV scripts and 15 screenplays.
I'd be delighted to send you a copy of NAKED BROTHERS for your consideration.
Kind regards,
Ceidrik Heward
ceidrik@gmail.com
Friday, November 13, 2009
Tuesday, November 10, 2009
Ghost In A Bong
Who says being stalked by a serial killer who gets pleasure out of murdering everyone you care about to the point that suicide seems like the only solution, is not the ideal American dream? Jeffrey Ching, that's who.
"Two young lovers' wonderful lives of romance, love and reaching spiritual enlightenment via their bong are put in serious danger when the spirit of a stoner loathing serial killer gets reincarnated in the form of a drug ghost that murders stoners in the form of trippy drug hallucinations whenever they get high."
Think Harold and Kumar Go To Whitecastle meets A Nightmare on Elm Street.
Meet Mary Eipstock: a sweet lovable young girl who enjoys the simple pleasures of life such as watching movies, hanging out with friends, and tripping out on magic mushrooms. Saying that Mary has had a rough life is the biggest understatement in the history of understatements. Being stalked by a serial killer who gets pleasure out of murdering everyone you care about to the point that suicide seems like the only solution, is not the ideal American dream. However, Mary one day meets another pothead named Seth, and together they outsmart and eliminate the serial killer. They fall in love, and life is great for the both of them, but not for long.
Seth, Mary and their circle of friends' ideal bong smoking, brownie eating lives are put in great danger when the serial killer gets reincarnated in the form of a revenge hungry drug ghost; a ghost that murders stoners in the form of trippy drug hallucinations. With the help of a paranormal expert, Seth and Mary attempt to survive and eliminate the evil once and for all. As the body count gets higher and the situation gets more dangerous, can Seth and Mary's love for each other overcome this huge obstacle?
By: Jeffrey Ching jeffching@gmail.com
"Two young lovers' wonderful lives of romance, love and reaching spiritual enlightenment via their bong are put in serious danger when the spirit of a stoner loathing serial killer gets reincarnated in the form of a drug ghost that murders stoners in the form of trippy drug hallucinations whenever they get high."
Think Harold and Kumar Go To Whitecastle meets A Nightmare on Elm Street.
Meet Mary Eipstock: a sweet lovable young girl who enjoys the simple pleasures of life such as watching movies, hanging out with friends, and tripping out on magic mushrooms. Saying that Mary has had a rough life is the biggest understatement in the history of understatements. Being stalked by a serial killer who gets pleasure out of murdering everyone you care about to the point that suicide seems like the only solution, is not the ideal American dream. However, Mary one day meets another pothead named Seth, and together they outsmart and eliminate the serial killer. They fall in love, and life is great for the both of them, but not for long.
Seth, Mary and their circle of friends' ideal bong smoking, brownie eating lives are put in great danger when the serial killer gets reincarnated in the form of a revenge hungry drug ghost; a ghost that murders stoners in the form of trippy drug hallucinations. With the help of a paranormal expert, Seth and Mary attempt to survive and eliminate the evil once and for all. As the body count gets higher and the situation gets more dangerous, can Seth and Mary's love for each other overcome this huge obstacle?
By: Jeffrey Ching jeffching@gmail.com
Wednesday, September 16, 2009
The Embryo Who Came In From The Cold
They sing! They dance! They're embryos without a home! And one of them is ripped!
Logline
Five super embryos escape fertility lab in search for their mother. They don't know she already has a child and they can't stay outside a human body for more than eight hours.
Brief Synopsis
An animated dramedy based on reality and fantasy, accompanied by dreams, songs and dances that follows five frozen embryos in a fertility laboratory that have suddenly found themselves thawing due to technical difficulties. They decide to find their mutual biological mother and discover the reason they never reentered her womb. The story is told both from the embryos and their mother point of view.
Although the embryos are siblings from the same mother, they each have a different sperm donor father and therefore each of the embryos is endowed with super-powers in different areas due to paternal genetic make-up. They aspire to be born and so devise a plan to find their mother in spite of their minute size and the fact that they won't be able to survive for very long outside of a human body. On the way, they have many adventures including meeting with other embryos and all sorts of dangerous situations, both inside and outside of human bodies.
They learn about themselves and each other and learn to love and respect each other, in spite of the knowledge they acquire that there isn’t enough room for them all in their mother's womb. When they do find their mother, they are very surprised to learn that she has a child. Each of the embryos reacts in a different fashion; some are unwilling to abandon their biological mother, while others favor finding a different mother altogether.
By: Ganit Orian (carmiao@bezeqint.net)
Logline
Five super embryos escape fertility lab in search for their mother. They don't know she already has a child and they can't stay outside a human body for more than eight hours.
Brief Synopsis
An animated dramedy based on reality and fantasy, accompanied by dreams, songs and dances that follows five frozen embryos in a fertility laboratory that have suddenly found themselves thawing due to technical difficulties. They decide to find their mutual biological mother and discover the reason they never reentered her womb. The story is told both from the embryos and their mother point of view.
Although the embryos are siblings from the same mother, they each have a different sperm donor father and therefore each of the embryos is endowed with super-powers in different areas due to paternal genetic make-up. They aspire to be born and so devise a plan to find their mother in spite of their minute size and the fact that they won't be able to survive for very long outside of a human body. On the way, they have many adventures including meeting with other embryos and all sorts of dangerous situations, both inside and outside of human bodies.
They learn about themselves and each other and learn to love and respect each other, in spite of the knowledge they acquire that there isn’t enough room for them all in their mother's womb. When they do find their mother, they are very surprised to learn that she has a child. Each of the embryos reacts in a different fashion; some are unwilling to abandon their biological mother, while others favor finding a different mother altogether.
By: Ganit Orian (carmiao@bezeqint.net)
Tuesday, September 15, 2009
SUPER BOY
wait... what? boy, this is super. i mean this sentence makes sense for sure: "Though, he is mentally matured, but his 2-years body doesn't permit for sex with her."
SUPER BOY
A team of scientists headed by Dr. Edison founded SUPER BABY BANK where a child is delivered totally from the laboratory through fertilizing female egg and male sperm without the necessity of women. Noble prizewinner Prof. Cotton life desire is to enjoy sexually at least once with Miss Universe Marline. When she refuses then clash begins. With great difficult Edison creates a SUPER BOY from the sperm of Cotton, and an egg of Marlin. But due to some omission in his research, the Super boy by birth behaves like 50 years old genius (like humanized Cotton). Due to basics defect in cloning system, it is realized that the Super boy is not going to live for more than 10 years. Super boy knows this sad news and he wants to enjoy the parent's affection.
But Marline can't effort Super boy to keep with her. But she requests Cotton to give at least father affection. Cotton takes advantage and accepts. But he puts a condition that Marline must spend one night with him. For sake of Super boy she accepts that condition disliking. In the meantime; the Super boy falls in love with a teen-aged girl Sharon. Though, he is mentally matured, but his 2-years body doesn't permit for sex with her.
Cottons wife Julie knows every thing and wants to check the Cotton's desire. And she suspects that the Super boy may claim the property of her husband. So she and Cotton gather plans to kill the boy with help of a Mafia gang don Tyson. The story depicts the heroism and intelligence of the Super boy in over shadowing the Mafia, in protecting himself, in making his love successful and also teaching a lesion to the Cotton.
MOHANA RAO DURIKI; mrduriki@gmail.com
SUPER BOY
A team of scientists headed by Dr. Edison founded SUPER BABY BANK where a child is delivered totally from the laboratory through fertilizing female egg and male sperm without the necessity of women. Noble prizewinner Prof. Cotton life desire is to enjoy sexually at least once with Miss Universe Marline. When she refuses then clash begins. With great difficult Edison creates a SUPER BOY from the sperm of Cotton, and an egg of Marlin. But due to some omission in his research, the Super boy by birth behaves like 50 years old genius (like humanized Cotton). Due to basics defect in cloning system, it is realized that the Super boy is not going to live for more than 10 years. Super boy knows this sad news and he wants to enjoy the parent's affection.
But Marline can't effort Super boy to keep with her. But she requests Cotton to give at least father affection. Cotton takes advantage and accepts. But he puts a condition that Marline must spend one night with him. For sake of Super boy she accepts that condition disliking. In the meantime; the Super boy falls in love with a teen-aged girl Sharon. Though, he is mentally matured, but his 2-years body doesn't permit for sex with her.
Cottons wife Julie knows every thing and wants to check the Cotton's desire. And she suspects that the Super boy may claim the property of her husband. So she and Cotton gather plans to kill the boy with help of a Mafia gang don Tyson. The story depicts the heroism and intelligence of the Super boy in over shadowing the Mafia, in protecting himself, in making his love successful and also teaching a lesion to the Cotton.
MOHANA RAO DURIKI; mrduriki@gmail.com
THE PAINTING
I've always worried that a painting might territory me!
I recently completed a feature length screenplay THE PAINTING I would like to submit for your consideration. It's a horror movie and can be produced on a low budget.
What happens when a painting begins to behave like humans? It's a painting that moves regenerates and territories the people responsible for taking it from its cache.
When a mother buys this painting at a yard sale at the prodding of her daughter, she has no idea the evil she has in her hands. The mother must somehow get rid of it before it kills them; this becomes the fight of her life.
Once home, the painting begins to terrorize the mother, while her child becomes more attached to it. The mother's dead husband helps to haunt her through the painting. The dwarves on the artwork, who are seeking revenge for the once stolen art, are remorseless in their vengeance.
THE PAINTING is a story of theft, greed, a mother's guilt and a husband returning to haunt his wife. It's about the little people in the painting who haunt the art thief and buyers before they escape back to their own cache.
In writing the PAINTING which is my first screenplay, I have had help from the University of Wisconsin. I'm a member of the Wisconsin Screenwriter's Forum.
Thank you for your time and consideration. I look forward to hearing from you.
Sincerely,
Norma D'Aguilar
E-mail:patsyis@comporium.net
I recently completed a feature length screenplay THE PAINTING I would like to submit for your consideration. It's a horror movie and can be produced on a low budget.
What happens when a painting begins to behave like humans? It's a painting that moves regenerates and territories the people responsible for taking it from its cache.
When a mother buys this painting at a yard sale at the prodding of her daughter, she has no idea the evil she has in her hands. The mother must somehow get rid of it before it kills them; this becomes the fight of her life.
Once home, the painting begins to terrorize the mother, while her child becomes more attached to it. The mother's dead husband helps to haunt her through the painting. The dwarves on the artwork, who are seeking revenge for the once stolen art, are remorseless in their vengeance.
THE PAINTING is a story of theft, greed, a mother's guilt and a husband returning to haunt his wife. It's about the little people in the painting who haunt the art thief and buyers before they escape back to their own cache.
In writing the PAINTING which is my first screenplay, I have had help from the University of Wisconsin. I'm a member of the Wisconsin Screenwriter's Forum.
Thank you for your time and consideration. I look forward to hearing from you.
Sincerely,
Norma D'Aguilar
E-mail:patsyis@comporium.net
Friday, September 4, 2009
To Do for Love
Dude, considering this writer is from Thailand, they have got Italian-Americans pretty pegged.
Genre: Comedy
Title: "To Do for Love"
Logline: Two hard-edged Italian-American playboys struggle through identity crisis hell after they learn they have been soul mates, as man and woman, in many previous lifetimes.
Synopsis: Tony and Mario meet at a soul mates convention ready to score big with love infatuated women. When the convention guru tips that the studs are really each other's soul mates, they reject the idea, then compete for bragging rights in the search for a female soul mate. As they continue to be drawn to each other, the two men clash in angry denial of the ever increasing attraction between them. Tony weakens first and tries to explore his feelings for Mario while Mario fights his feelings and stone walls Tony. Desperation sets in as Tony is advised he can appease the soul mate forces by appearing as a woman. When Mario discovers Tony's makeover during an ill-fated embrace, he bolts in horror. Pursuing Mario, Tony is hit by a car and lies dying on the street. In his final words, he vows to come back and tries to get Mario to admit their love for each other.
Mario goes into a stupor over Tony's death. An angry girl with gets out of a taxi looking oddly familiar. She has Tony's birthmark.
Writer: Lee Thomas, WGA Member 862-12419
Thailand
Email: leethomas@lifewb.org
Genre: Comedy
Title: "To Do for Love"
Logline: Two hard-edged Italian-American playboys struggle through identity crisis hell after they learn they have been soul mates, as man and woman, in many previous lifetimes.
Synopsis: Tony and Mario meet at a soul mates convention ready to score big with love infatuated women. When the convention guru tips that the studs are really each other's soul mates, they reject the idea, then compete for bragging rights in the search for a female soul mate. As they continue to be drawn to each other, the two men clash in angry denial of the ever increasing attraction between them. Tony weakens first and tries to explore his feelings for Mario while Mario fights his feelings and stone walls Tony. Desperation sets in as Tony is advised he can appease the soul mate forces by appearing as a woman. When Mario discovers Tony's makeover during an ill-fated embrace, he bolts in horror. Pursuing Mario, Tony is hit by a car and lies dying on the street. In his final words, he vows to come back and tries to get Mario to admit their love for each other.
Mario goes into a stupor over Tony's death. An angry girl with gets out of a taxi looking oddly familiar. She has Tony's birthmark.
Writer: Lee Thomas, WGA Member 862-12419
Thailand
Email: leethomas@lifewb.org
It's A Popcorn World
Brilliant idea- not the screenplay necessarily- I mean creating more surface area by "popcorning" the world. Are we working on this?
"An inventor plans on expanding the world like a kernel of popcorn, if his dance-clubbing hunchback lawyer can keep him out of jail."
Genre: Comedy
Doctor Ben Masser (45), an absent-minded inventor, seeks to save his home from the government, which is using eminent domain to steal homes. Ben seeks to increase the available land by popping the world like a kernel of popcorn, if his dance-clubbing hunchback lawyer, Igor (30), can keep him out of jail long enough to accomplish his goal.
My scripts have placed well, including five contest wins.
The Script Savvy Screenplay Contest awarded "It's A Popcorn World" an honorable mention and a recommend from their critique.
I would like to submit this screenplay for your consideration and can be contacted as listed below.
Thank you.
Russ Meyer
Email: tortoise@att.net
"An inventor plans on expanding the world like a kernel of popcorn, if his dance-clubbing hunchback lawyer can keep him out of jail."
Genre: Comedy
Doctor Ben Masser (45), an absent-minded inventor, seeks to save his home from the government, which is using eminent domain to steal homes. Ben seeks to increase the available land by popping the world like a kernel of popcorn, if his dance-clubbing hunchback lawyer, Igor (30), can keep him out of jail long enough to accomplish his goal.
My scripts have placed well, including five contest wins.
The Script Savvy Screenplay Contest awarded "It's A Popcorn World" an honorable mention and a recommend from their critique.
I would like to submit this screenplay for your consideration and can be contacted as listed below.
Thank you.
Russ Meyer
Email: tortoise@att.net
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